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Ahoy there shipmates and mateys of the foredeck, 'tis time to put out to sea again in search of all them Spanish galleons full of the gold of the Aztecs. A shocking business, doing in the Aztecs just for their gold. But helas me shipmates such is the greed of the French and the ambition of the Spanish, to have killed an entire unspoilt Adam and Eve nation and its lovely pristine empire just to steal their gold and have their beautiful wives subjected to their allies, the Arab slave-traders of Mozambique, and today we are off on the high seas in search of two French corvettes working with the Spanish, the SS Marcus Tullius and the SS Andronicus Hadden, and these blighters, shipmates if you will believe me, are shifting a lot of stolen second rate gold around the Golden Carib. Ahoy there shipmates.