Well ahoy there

Well ahoy there lads, shivver me timbers, tis a grand high sea out there tonight. Huge waves crashing over the decks of the Repulse, and just ahead of us wrestling with mighty seas, there is the SS Hudson River and the SS Hadden de Nouveau Maulden, a tiny speck of a couple, mere jetsam and flotsam actually now in a great grand sea, full of the usual leviathans, this pair sporting Brit colours but looking decidedly french below decks. A two-faced lot the french navy. Frenchies beware. Even napoleon wd despair of this couple.