Aha

Ahoy there maties. Captain on the bridge. Whistleblowers in town, that old sea-dog Captain Jean d'arc de Chastelain is now back in British waters, roving around, firing off his gun at small turrets and towns, and generally running amok and ravaging little inlets on the coastline. A payne in the neck. One of Napoleon's Chompollions if not champignons. Which is where he should be - stewed in a risotto for his paynes. A right charlie we have as our admiral this week - cannot find this scheming miscreant and olde worlde artefact. A dreadful lot, the french.