Ah truth to tell

Ahoy there lads, life on the high seas is not easy, but then life on land is no better, what with the lack of proper sewage treatment facilities and the like. Speaking of sewage, we came across two sewage boats recently, two old canal barges up and down the Thames for a living, but caught out on the squall in the North Sea, as brown as ever one will see. Yup the HMS Crowmead and the HMS Cheesle puzzlewhit are two old tugs that convey sewage abroad, chiefly offloading in Holland, if not Belgium.