A curious anomaly

Despite all these literary protestations that French agent provocateurs keep pushing and shelling around the inland seas of the various 5 continents, the truth is that nowadays such protestations are running a little thin, in fact very thin, as we see French frigate after frigate boarding other passenger ships and press-ganging young men into their evil republican black services - the so-called HMS Hardyesque, the so-called HMS Cassidy-Bott, the so-called HMS Alan Alanis Mauricesette, the so-called Tesse d'Urbevilles, the so-called HMS Jane Pippa Austen, the so-called Pip Doylette, the so-called HMS Elizabetha ladette Dawkins, the so-called HMS Charlie Dickends, the so-called HMS Picklet Piglette, the so-called HMS Joanna Wayne, the so-called HMS Uterine Liner, the so-called HMS Crispination Castonette, the so-called HMS Davidette MacLaughlin, the so-called HMS Paulette Hemming, and even posing as american warspites, like the so-called USS Raquel Blake, the so-called USS Mervyn Towelling, the so-called USS Antonia Frazier, the so-called USS Ianotta O Farrellette Ferrett, the so-called USS Becket O Cheeslecake, the USS Theodora Cornucopia Davey, the USS Eustace Konstantia, the USS Stephanie Shields, the USS Gettysburg O Sheridanette, the USS Timothea Hopkins, the USS Maurice MecTaylor, or sometimes as Russian tugs, like the MV Cheshire Chestleton, the MV Conway Conrette, the MV Bradley Manning, the MV Teddy Snowden, the MV Kristoff Shogun Schonheit, the MV Karla Lehmann, the MV Francoise Fleischmann, the MV Alanis Lebeaupin, the MV Foxy Fox, the MV Bordeaux, the MV Fulda, the MV Magdaburg, the MV Alanis Masonique, the MV Dermotesque Huge Lynch, the MV Burco Dorkette, the MV Dingley Swingley, the MV Brown Stephania, the MV Kunglet, the MV Fagan, the MV Lane, the MV Duffy, the MV Acta, and so on. The huge number of dud ships on the 7 seas is mindblowing, so all such need to be executed as spies on capture.