Begob begob

Well there ye are laddies and lassies of the auld HMS Scozzeze, insofar as you have gotten out of the hammocks below decks after so much whetting of young underpar whistles. But here is the latest bulletin from Waterloo -

Fresh from her campaign in Egypt old Boney m is still astonished that this little rout at the crossroads has turned into the main event. It wasn't supposed to be a big battle at all at all me hearties. Even odds but ye gads even Cara Armada is getting involved - it is like Thermopylae already -

Shivver me timbers but over the hill the London grenadiers were replenished by the welsh grenadiers, and old Boney is perplexed at the stiff resistance of the west. 

It has all become a murderous if minor affair. He is moving up his French artillery on the royals, and the scots greys have just charged at them - !! The most feared cavalry in Europe !! Says old Boney, so we shall have to commit my precious Polish lancers now sacre bleu!!

Cara has charged with her British Rajette Long Lancers, right in front of the scots greys!!