Aha 1815

Aha so there it is. Captain on the bridge! Square up the mainsail! All hands on deck! We have just sighted Capt Jack Sparrow and his black evil ship the 25 gunner, the SS Black Pearl, cruising smoothly and silently through the calm waters of the southern Caribbean. Ah yes, the infamous pirate ship, the Black Pearl, and full of cut-throat pirates and blood-soaked cutlasses. And himself, evil Capt Jack with his cockney estuary accent. So it is all hands on deck because he never misses an opportunity to raid a Spanish gold ship or even from time to time attack a Royal Navy tea clipper - a bit on the savage side is evil Capt Jack. He is probably cruising these southern warmer seas looking for his favourite Golden Hind. Or some fair spanish square rigger to raid, board, and plunder to his heart's delight. He may even be looking for a lovely tea clipper out of Penzance called the HMS Queen of Hearts. Now there's a bootiful clipper if ever I saw one.  Very lean and very fast, and always on the way to New Spain with her spanish capitaine.