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Well shiver me timbers and splice the mainbrayce, the old horizons were free all morning and then we spotted a sail far out on the starboard side, which when it drew nearer turned out to be a ghost ship of the old French navy, the old SS Cheeslecake, known to the frenchies as Madame Bovary le Gateau. And there she was trying to get past a Royal Navy line to rejoin her French forces in Canada where she has been working for some time now, stirring up opposition to the Crown and generally making mischief with lots of Mounties and Huron naked indians - a funny tale, an odd business.